Lonni's Punani Waxing
San Francisco, CA 94107
Phone: (415) 215-7678
01/29/2008 Posted by citjour
This was my first waxing. I had reservations and oh so many questions: *How much would it hurt? *Would I get aroused obviously and Lonni think I was sick because I got turned on? *Would I look like a pre-pubescent boy? *Would my girlfriend think I'm weird and doubt about my heterosexuality? I needn't have worried. Her dexterity and skill aside, Lonni has an appreciation for how to put uncomfortable first-timers like me at ease. Here how the experience answered my questions: * It hurt less than I thought. It was like being left with a mild sunburn, and who can’t put up with that? I was so caught up in answering the question Lonni was asking that I didn’t even notice the pain while she was waxing. * No need to worry about getting a woody either. The pain actually help prevent it. (Now if you think about what is being done to you then you might get a stirring, but then you’ve only got yourself to blame) Lonni's a pro. Guaranteed she's seen it all before so while those of us on a maiden voyage might be bashful about our private parts she has the nonchalant, relaxed air of someone handling paperwork at a desk. * I talked to Lonni about not looking like a 'film'star. I don’t have the body for it and besides, they have so much taken off it does have a weird pre-pubescent look. We left some ground cover and cleaned up the twig and berries (we’re adults right?) It feels fabulous. Looks like I lost weight and am more trim…guess I am * The reason for doing this was because I was about to have physical relations with a new girlfriend for the first time and wanted to get the appropriate attention in the oral department. Mission accomplished. She got a kick out of it, perhaps because she had a Brazilian herself, so she could relate. The one question left in my mind had nothing to do with Lonni just the phantoms in my own head: What took me so long? Don’t wait. You’ll only look back as I am regretting what you’ve missed for so long.
Pros: Putting at ease, speed, accuracy!, value, parking
Cons: None I can think of
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