A Safeway Driving School INC

Doesn't Recommend

mardieloakes

Joined 7 years ago

Traffic school: the ultimate punishment. I showed up, understandably depressed, starting out the new year spending 8 hours at traffic school. I was a bit confused when I arrived at the location and it appeared to have been very recently on fire. I heard a rap-a-tap-tap from a window on the second floor above me. The teacher escorted me over the ashes and brought me upstairs into a chilly and disorganized classroom. The restaurant below had caught fire the day before, and he still held the class. The smell of burned building was overwhelming, and within 2 hours most of us had sore throats and burning eyes. No air breaks without adding time to the 8 hour class time. He told jokes I found somewhat offensive, and I'm pretty chill. Then, he agreed to mail me my certificate since I couldn't find my paperwork that morning (totally my fault) but then he sat on it for 5 days making me late in submitting my paperwork (still somewhat my fault, but annoying nonetheless). Overall, SNL couldn't have done a better parody of traffic school. I hope to never attend traffic school again...which will keep me from speeding...which I suppose is the point...