Lonni's Punani

02/03/08

Girl's got talent...

by keila10

No one can return me to a prepubescent girl quite like Lonni! Appointments are easy to get and I like that my regular maintenance isn't a big ordeal. Parking is easy and you're in and out before you can even finish chatting. Quick, painless and zero post irritation. Wouldn't trust another with my good stuff. Lonni's the best!

02/02/08

Lonni's the best waxer in SF

by hotdonna

I followed Lonni from Russian Hill to Phill(even when i didn't have a car!!!) she does the best brazillian and tints my lashes and tweezes my brows. She is so quick we don't even have time to finish our conversation. I've been to other places and i find the pain is very minimal. Great company so your waxing experience is a good one....and the lash tints are the best...looks like you are wearing makeup for days.....just go check her out!

• Pros: Lonni, parking, price
• Cons: none that i can think of

01/29/08

Waxing that makes this man feel new...every 5 weeks : )

by citjour

This was my first waxing. I had reservations and oh so many questions:

*How much would it hurt?

*Would I get aroused obviously and Lonni think I was sick because I got turned on?

*Would I look like a pre-pubescent boy?

*Would my girlfriend think I'm weird and doubt about my heterosexuality?

I needn't have worried. Her dexterity and skill aside, Lonni has an appreciation for how to put uncomfortable first-timers like me at ease. Here how the experience answered my questions:

* It hurt less than I thought. It was like being left with a mild sunburn, and who can?t put up with that? I was so caught up in answering the question Lonni was asking that I didn?t even notice the pain while she was waxing.

* No need to worry about getting a woody either. The pain actually help prevent it. (Now if you think about what is being done to you then you might get a stirring, but then you?ve only got yourself to blame) Lonni's a pro. Guaranteed she's seen it all before so while those of us on a maiden voyage might be bashful about our private parts she has the nonchalant, relaxed air of someone handling paperwork at a desk.

* I talked to Lonni about not looking like a 'film'star. I don?t have the body for it and besides, they have so much taken off it does have a weird pre-pubescent look. We left some ground cover and cleaned up the twig and berries (we?re adults right?) It feels fabulous. Looks like I lost weight and am more trim?guess I am

* The reason for doing this was because I was about to have physical relations with a new girlfriend for the first time and wanted to get the appropriate attention in the oral department. Mission accomplished. She got a kick out of it, perhaps because she had a Brazilian herself, so she could relate.

The one question left in my mind had nothing to do with Lonni just the phantoms in my own head: What took me so long? Don?t wait. You?ll only look back as I am regretting what you?ve missed for so long.

• Pros: Putting at ease, speed, accuracy!, value, parking
• Cons: None I can think of