Secret Order: Off-Menu Eats and Drinks

545 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94117 (map)

While the legendary sausages at this Lower Haight shop aren't a secret, its mammoth burgers (available for $5.50 on Tuesdays from 11:30am to whenever they sell out, usually before 1pm) are definitely only for those in the know. Get there early, order your burger and spend your 30 minutes waiting with a beer at Toronado next door--happy hour is conveniently 11:30am to 6pm.

340 Stockton St, San Francisco, CA 94108 (map)

Appetizers and entrees are for sissies--indulge your sweet tooth by ordering the seven-course dessert-only tasting menu at this sophisticated Union Square restaurant, but bring someone to share. You have to call in a request for the menu at least a day in advance.

3640 Sacramento St, San Francisco, CA 94118 (map)

For a diet-breaking 34 oz. bone-in hunk of some of the city's best meat, order the rumored short loin chop at this stylish Presidio Heights restaurant, if it's available. The steak's apparently one of Chef Mark Sullivan's favorites and comes paired with crisp potatoes cooked in duck fat and homegrown veggies.

3200 16th St., San Francisco, CA 94103 (map)

This green-certified Mission bar's owner H. Joseph Ehrmann has just added a new cocktail to the menu called La Tuna Te Toca--a recipe he built after a recent trip to Oaxaca, Mexico. The brave (or already tipsy) will want to ask for the drink to be made "A Chapuline," meaning the bartender will add three or four lime-marinated and deep fried grasshoppers to the mix--muddled, of course.

1550 Church St, San Francisco, CA 94131 (map)

If you're not up for Chef Chris Cosentino's offal-heavy rustic Italian fare, order a safe bet: the handkerchief pasta with pork ragu (a menu staple) with an egg cracked over the top. It's reportedly an excellent addition, even if you have to fight your server to get it.

315 Linden St, San Francisco, CA 94102 (map)

This Hayes Valley alleyway hot spot for coffee's cognoscenti will prepare an off-menu iced latte if requested--it's a good warm-weather treat for those staying away from sugar, as the New Orleans-style iced coffee comes already sweetened.

1517 Polk St, San Francisco, CA 94109 (map)

If you happen to be at this bustling Polk Gulch oyster bar during non-peak hours (is there such a thing?), try asking for the Sicilian-style sardines, filleted like sashimi and topped simply with lemon juice, olive oil, capers and red onion.

579 Castro St, San Francisco, CA 94114 (map)

Don't be fooled if the cioppino doesn't show up on the menu at this Castro oyster shack, you can regularly get it if you ask for it (nicely, that is). Crab season is especially a good time for the request--without the crab, they call it an Italian Fish Stew.

563 Ruger St Bldg 563 (Presidio National Park), San Francisco, CA 94129 (map)

The club-style atmosphere (without the pretension) at this casual Presidio eatery lends itself well to hush-hush menu items. Among them, the "Dirty Dozen" is a success: 12 tiny beignets filled with molten chocolate, not to be confused with the standard, and slightly more boring, brioche beignets on the brunch menu.

1751 Fulton Street, San Francisco, CA 94117 (map)

Make sure to request some of the skewered, grilled or deep fried bar bites off of this NoPa lounge's not-so-secret secret menu. The choices are heavy on the offal and distinctly Filipino in flavor, so they're a little more adventurous than the rest of their pan-Asian small plates.

8 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94105 (map)

With an inventive cocktail menu that includes drinks like a kumquat caipirissima and a Carmella Meyer lemon drop, it's not necessary to stray far from the menu. But bar chef Ronaldo Colli will whip up anything you'd like using seasonal ingredients--ask for his award-winning, tamarind-and-jalapeno Tore Margarita if you want something really special.