You're Fired: 5 New Jobs for Miss California
Updated: June 11, 2009
De-tiaraed. Un-sashed. Stripped ... oh wait, she did that to herself. Either way, Carrie Prejean lost her Miss California USA title this week for failing to perform pageant-related duties--understandable, considering that the pageant organizers bought her the set of knockers that allowed her to win. But, like so much of America, Prejean is now unemployed in an extremely tight job market, and with no obvious talent, she's going to need some help finding a way to pay those tooth-whitening bills. Here are five solid leads.
Calling Carrie Prejean
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Asia SF
Read Reviews201 Ninth St, San Francisco, CA 94103 (map)
At this restaurant, where convincing transsexuals serve dinner and strut around, Carrie would be a shoe-in. She might have to step her game up, though--most of the girls there are prettier than her.
In-N-Out Burger
Read Reviews333 Jefferson St, San Francisco, CA 94133 (map)
If the sexpot evangelist doesn't make the cut next door, she could trade in that tiara for a paper hat at this like-minded burger joint next door, whose sexually explicit name doesn't stop it from printing Christian messages under its soda cups.
LGBT Center (Rainbow Room)
Write a review1800 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94102 (map)
The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Center is the perfect place for a beautiful young homophobe to begin her "re-orientation," San Francisco-style.
Target
Read Reviews5001 Junipero Serra Blvd, Colma, CA 94014 (map)
She once modeled for them. Now she can collect shopping carts from the parking lot.
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