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Get a Stall: Bathrooms Built for Action
From the archives: March 15, 2009
We don't want to advocate getting busy in public, but if you must, you should do it in style. There are plenty of clean, lockable bathrooms that would do in a pinch, but if you really want to get lucky in the loo, sexiness and other intangibles will come into play. From low-pro lavatories where you're not likely to get caught to naughty-time potties where that prospect only heightens the pleasure, we've flushed out quite a few fantastic bathrooms in which to fool around.
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Gitane Restaurant & Bar
Read Reviews6 Claude Ln, San Francisco, CA 94108 (map)
With intricate tile work--who doesn't get turned on by intricate tile work?--a secure lock and enough room to play Twister, the unisex potty at this sexy little bistro begs for a little booty call. There is only one bathroom in the restaurant, however, so make it a quickie.
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Jade Bar--CLOSED
Read Reviews650 Gough St, San Francisco, CA 94102 (map)
The bathroom at this happy hour hotspot in Civic Center features a creepy two-way mirror that looks out on the bar, allowing you to keep on eye on anyone who might be coming your way.
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Bushi Tei Restaurant
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1638 Post St, San Francisco, CA 94115 (map)
Push your playmates buttons in the automated john or jane at Japantown's fine-dining destination. Techno-exhibitionists will love the computerized, push-button functions, including a bidet option for post-playtime clean-up, and a seat warmer, perfect for the randy priss who'll get down to business on a toilet seat but only if it's not too cold for his/her tooshie.
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Bar Jules
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609 Hayes St, San Francisco, CA 94102 (map)
This Hayes Valley eatery features a market-drive menu, intimate bistro-style seating and a great bathroom to boink in. Lockable and spacious, the classy commode has tasteful paintings of nudes to set the mood, and there's a chair just sitting there waiting to not be used for sitting.
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Cantina
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580 Sutter St, San Francisco, CA 94102 (map)
The harsh fluorescent lighting in the loos at this Tendernob bar aren't very sexy, but the toilet seats are sturdy and--and this is key--the bathrooms aren't actually in the bar. They're in a back hallway with its own door, meaning that no one will see you two (three?) walk out together.