Places to Be Naughty

Updated: December 09, 2005

Sick of your day-to-day routine? It's time to spice things up and let out your inner wild child. Give in to your vices and be self indulgent at these top spots where anything goes, be it sex, tattoos, smoking, chocolate, bondage and more.

San Francisco Vices

  1. 1 The Humidor
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    275 Battery St, San Francisco, CA 94111 (map)

    Take up smoking. Forget that 10k you registered for last month and learn to puff smoke rings instead.

  2. 2 3.5 Star Rating: Average Citizen Cake
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    399 Grove St, San Francisco, CA 94102 (map)

    Blow your diet. And what better reason than the After Midnight devil's food cake at this delectable dessert cafe?

  3. 3 5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended Dark Garden
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    321 Linden St, San Francisco, CA 94102 (map)

    Dress like a floozy. Stock up on leather corsets and dominatrix gear at this saucy lingerie shop.

  4. 4 5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended Open Enterprises
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    603 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94110 (map)

    Dump your clingy significant other. Fill the void in your sex life with adult toys from this San Francisco institution.

  5. 5 5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended Body Manipulations
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    3234 16th St, San Francisco, CA 94103 (map)

    Bring out your inner punk rock and get pierced or tattooed. Send pictures of your makeover to your bible-thumping aunt in Texas.

  6. 6 4.5 Star Rating: Recommended The Wharf Inn
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    2601 Mason St, San Francisco, CA 94133 (map)

    Sleep with an ex. With free parking and cheap rates, this motel makes for the ideal, neutral-territory love shack.

  7. 7 4 Star Rating: Recommended Baraka
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    288 Connecticut St, San Francisco, CA 94107 (map)

    Try the huge back booth at this lovely Potrero Hill restaurant--it's big enough to lay down in, and can be completely curtained off--if you want to satisfy two appetites at once.

  8. 8 4.5 Star Rating: Recommended Hot Tubs
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    2200 Van Ness Ave, San Francisco, CA 94109 (map)